The best birthdays are those shared with friends

Our day started about two weeks ago, with Wendy slowly but surely squirrelling away of all manner of bits and bobs to enable a 6th birthday party to take place. We have already had a discussion with the children about "big" parties; that they may one get one or two, so they have to choose which year to have them wisely. This was the big one for the child formerly known as Little Miss 5.

The entire day has been something of a blur. Knowing that the party wasn't until the afternoon lulled me into a false sense of apathy; I hadn't contended with a 9am walk into town (accompanied by the birthday girl) to buy everything you might expect for a 1970s party. Cheese, pineapple, sausage rolls, various fruit juices, peppers, cucumber, various brightly coloured e-number filled biscuits. You might say we are instilling somewhat traditionalist values into our children, and those around them.

The venue for the party was a local kids play facility with all manner of "safe" climbing frames, ball pools, ramps, slides, and crash mats. It all seemed like a great idea until I was stranded at the front desk (Wendy had a banquet table filled with previously described junk food to arrange). Not knowing any of the children, and only one or two of the parents who were entrusting their children to us for the afternoon, I will admit to being scared stiff. Luckily no limbs, noses or eyes were broken, bent or lost.

The food was tucked into in the same manner as a herd of hipporhinostrocows might be imagined to. We cranked up the iPod while the kids ate, and the remaining mums compared notes on what was working, and what was not in preparation for the next party they might have to throw.

Kids love party games, and truth be told, so do the grown-ups. Pass the parcel caused disbelief in the children when they discovered that there were more prizes than children in the "parcel". A technical hitch with the iPod remote control meant that any planned process of making sure all the children had a present went out of the window, and various parents started assisting with whispered pointy fingers.

Musical bumps turned into a crazed jack in the box dance for the two remaining professional party gamers. I had to award a draw for fear of them injuring themselves. I've never seen children repeatedly get up and fall to the floor as quickly, or as perfectly timed – and all for a lolly.

Musical statues produced the first casualty of the afternoon, when a certain four year old boy couldn't handle not winning <em>something</em>, and fell apart in the corner of the room. A lollipop cured all of his ills.

Tomorrow we will task Little Miss 6 with writing very careful thankyou notes to all of her friends for the wonderful presents they gave her. While unwrapping them this evening, her little sister piped up "when is it my birthday Mum?"… "Not for a long time"… "Why?"

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Playing god with The Sims

If you have not played it before, "The Sims" is a stupid computer game where you get to play god – controlling little people who exist within the game. As against games such as World of Warcraft (which I dare not play) where you play marauding maniacs firing magic spells out of your backside, the Sims is rather more pedestrian. Goals vary according to the sort of person you are magically manipulating; they might aspire to make a new friend, to host a party or… ahem… to chat 3 people up at the same party.

You're already seeing where this is going, aren't you.

We bought "The Sims 2" for our eldest to play something pretty harmless that involved complex decisions. There is no gratuitous sex or violence in the game; everything that might occur is artfully censored – so we don't mind her playing it at all (in reality, she lost interest on boxing day after starving her second sims family to death [while ranting that they were not doing as they were told] – looking after people is still an abstract concept to her 9 year old brain).

The trouble comes when Dad plays the game – and in true "software developer" style, I couldn't just play the game. I immediately found out the cheat code to get unlimited money – which took all of the drudgery out of the mechanics. Suddenly I was free to have fun. To experiment with the sociology and psychology built into the game. I could not only pose questions; I could answer them.

What would happen if a girl proposed to a guy? What would happen if that guy ran off with the girl from next door? What would happen if the same girl or guy kissed several people at the same party?

It was interesting to see which morals the game is pre-programmed to react to with it's cookie cutter personality modelling. Apparently flirting with somebody you only just met garners a shove or a slap – whereas talking to them bewitches them (albeit slowly). It would appear that talking to somebody you initially hate (and that hates you back) can turn their head eventually. It suddenly becomes the better game; who are the most unlikely people that you can push together?

Apparently offspring use the digital DNA of parents to govern their appearance, and childhood experiences and activities will help form the personality of the future generations of Sim people you might cultivate.

Although I find it fun to play for an hour or so now and again, I'm also weirded out by it. In the same way that Grand Theft Auto let you go on the rampage with a gun, the Sims allows altogether more dangerous activities; inflicting pleasure, pain, sorrow, delight, loss, happiness, and sadness. Grand Theft Auto was somehow more acceptable because it was shallow… the depth of the imaginary people in The Sims changes the game entirely.

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The Climbing Frame

It's the day after boxing day, and the children finally got a chance this morning to play on their main present…

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Deeg's Wedding Party

A few snaps taken on my iPhone at Deeg’s wedding party last night. Wendys parents babysat for us, allowing us to escape for a few hours. Wendy has far better pictures on her Blackberry (which, it turns out, takes far better photos than the iPhone).

Deeg's Wedding Party

Deeg's Wedding Party

Deeg's Wedding

There’s also a rather comical photo of me on Facebook – head to my profile page and look in the feed for it.

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Now we're having fun…

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